computerfriends:

Don’t kill yourself. Just don’t do it! Someone, somewhere out there loves you, and that person is selfishly is tying you to this miserable world with their “feelings.” So what’s a boy to do? If only there were some way to keep yourself from ever being born, no one would ever have to miss you… This…

computerfriends:

I saw four babies in the park today, and every one of those little snot-satchels was better dressed than me. One had leather shoes and baby-sized Ray Ban Wayfarers. While this would have crushed a lesser man, sending him facefirst into a giant pile of GQ back issues in frenzied panic to redeem…

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